Partying on New Year's Eve?
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I'm seriously in love with Lisbeth Salander.
It’s turning into a problem. Seeing The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo tomorrow night. Can’t wait.
pinkflyingelephants: “EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK...
Blurred Vision.: I just found out that one of my... →
aspiretobeinfinite: They have absolutely nothing. They live about 4 hours from me and are staying at a homeless shelter. Their parents changed the locks and took their keys and money. All they have is their ID and the clothes they were wearing when they got kicked out. They called me from a pay phone since someone loaned them the quarter to make a call to me. They are now staying at a homeless...
mom: come down for dinner
five minutes later
mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER NOBODY EVER FUCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE YOU GUYS DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING
me: ok *goes to the kitchen* wheres the food
mom: oh its not done yet
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
Human Rights Petition: End abuse of Autistic... →